Ranting and Raving: egg roll doom

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Monday, July 11, 2011

Will I ever learn?

Probably not. You see, there's this brand of egg rolls that do awful, terrible, disgusting things to me, yet I continue to eat them. They ARE delicious but I'm hanging out on the toilet because of them (blogging!!) for the 4th time in the past 2 hours! Clearly they are an addiction I need to break myself of... :(

his pledge to her

I will kill the spiders. I will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. I won’t ever pop my collar. I will never be rude to your tummy- when I hear it growl and gurgle, I promise to bend down and reply respectfully. I will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. I will kiss the paper cuts. And the door-slammed finger. And the counter-bumped hip. I’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. I will be the big spoon. I will let you win at wrestling. Sometimes. Other times I will not. I will go faster. Harder. I will pull when you want. And tease you when you don’t. I will send you random txts and leave you silly gifts. not always. Not on schedule. Just whenever I want to. Whenever I think you need one. Or seven. I will check your tire pressure. And remind you to take your car in. I will hold your hand. I will love you. I will love you. I will love you.

source: Original Sin